What are the Chances?

Weird stuff happens to me. I write about it. Chronically observant GenX mom raising teens and pretending surprise houseguests are ok. Kombucha hater.

By Andrea Hoffmann
· Over 4,000 subscribers
By subscribing, I agree to Substack’s Terms of Use and acknowledge its Information Collection Notice and Privacy Policy
“Andrea is one of the best, funniest, and down-to-earth writers I've found on Substack. She builds connection with humour and insight by making the ordinary trials of mid-life extraordinary through her perspective and pen.”
Sheridan Cass, Once Upon A Draft
“If you want to read "against the grain," learning and laughing, subscribe to Andrea. She is authentic and unpredictable. ”
Mark O'Keefe, Vision for Men Over 50