You did a good job teasing this one ahead of time. Think you posted a note about BJs a day earlier iirc. I dig those easter egg / clues. Oh, that’s right, she told us about that! 😎
God dammit... you're so such a good writer!!! From the headline to the P.S. I was glued to every word. Thanks for the shout-out... I WON'T shut up about it because, like Abdoul proved yet again, this gets to feel good for everyone involved. And it still WORKS when it feels good.
My wife and I were so unworldy (ie dumb 🤣) when we were first married that we didn’t know what to do when we went to the melting pot for the first time They brought us the raw meat and we just looked at each other like, “um what?” Our very nice waitress patiently explained to us that we needed to cook the meat 🤦🏻♂️
Baloney and jam sandwiches? I read the whole thing and didn’t find the recipe anywhere.
100% I clicked on the article and thought "what the..." and of course loved every word. Better than my expectations! (That's what she said?)
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You've just mastered the art of the title. The rest was great too!
Thanks, Chris!!
Pro tip . . . Dollar Tree has generic screen savers for 1.25.
Thank you!!!
Gross.
🤣 okayyyy
You did a good job teasing this one ahead of time. Think you posted a note about BJs a day earlier iirc. I dig those easter egg / clues. Oh, that’s right, she told us about that! 😎
You’re so good, Matt!! You’re the only dot-connector!!!
God bless Abdoul and all the non-pushy salespeople of the world!
Cheers to that!!
Thanks for the tip on managing email/push notifications. I tried and failed to figure that out on my own. And T-Mobile should hire you!
They used to!!!
A company with a questionable name that leans into it the right way? I can get behind that. They should have you writing their ad copy!
I’m available, BJ’s!!!
I have to think this is your most carefully proofread comment EVER.
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God dammit... you're so such a good writer!!! From the headline to the P.S. I was glued to every word. Thanks for the shout-out... I WON'T shut up about it because, like Abdoul proved yet again, this gets to feel good for everyone involved. And it still WORKS when it feels good.
😘😘😘 Abdoul can be a Beltrami ambassador!
I would have gone straight to him. My latest Verizon experience was fucking traumatizing! 😫
What a great read!
😊 Thank you!!☺️
Tremendous article (and title!).
My wife and I were so unworldy (ie dumb 🤣) when we were first married that we didn’t know what to do when we went to the melting pot for the first time They brought us the raw meat and we just looked at each other like, “um what?” Our very nice waitress patiently explained to us that we needed to cook the meat 🤦🏻♂️
🤣🤣🤣🤣 That cracks me up!
I admit it, I did Andrea! 😂🤣 I thought…ANDREA???!!! 😂🤣
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I saw the headline, then thought "That can't be what that means."
Then I saw it was from Andrea's 'What are the Chances?' and knew I was wrong.
One of THE BEST writers around.
Wow...
Fritz, THANK YOU. That's a huge compliment, especially on here where I'm floored by the plenitude of talent! Glad the hook was hookin'. :)
Brilliant!! Great hook, but more importantly I enjoyed the read!
Thank you, Laura!!! Figured I'd wake everyone up on a Monday morning. :)